Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Tuesday vent
Here's how my morning went. Arise slightly late- damn! Must get to the office so that I can return colleague's key. Rush to get ready, rush to office. Get in. Wait. Return key. Kill a bit more time and start to leave for endodontist to finish the 2-tooth root canal that was started 3 weeks ago after dentist managed to make tooth prep for a bridge into a $5000 endeavor. Run to bathroom. Tampon has leaked. Damn, only 1 pad & it's now bloody. Oh well. Get in car. Drive to endontist. Hit bathroom. Pad is soaked at front end, but back is clear. Make executive decision to turn around, knowing it will be squishy on my ass but better that than soak through & bleed all over his goddamned chair. Change tampon. Wait in lobby. Get seated in chair. Leave to change tampon again as it's blown out. Two shots of novacaine & I've blown through another tampon. Change tampon again. Wipe toilet seat as ass is now bloody. Get one tooth drilled, cleared, whatever it is the endo dude does. Change tampon again. Leave. I fucking hate dentists and my period.
Friday, March 13, 2009
The Anatomical Lie
I'm in mourning. I'm greiving over the loss of trust, love, faith, lust, joy. the loss of a relationship, that, while pretty bumpy, seemed to be on the upswing. I'm sure he lied to spare me. Doesn't everyone? No one ever lies to make themselves look better, or to avoid an uncomfortable situation that they simply don't want to deal with. Liars tell lies because it's good for the the person they are lying to. They are doing us a favor. They are protecting us. From our own inability to deal with the truth. The truth might make us angry or sad or righteous. And we wouldn't want to inspire any sort of negative emotion, for after all, the liars love us.
And the little, caught lies are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. So that makes me sadder still. That even when I felt the trust, faith, love, lust and joy these feelings were all a result of the propogation of lies that I chose to ignore. And maybe it wasn't all lies, but maybe it was a little bit of truth sprinkeld with half-truths, or semblances of reality, or omissions of detail, whatever the current catchphrase for it is today.
I'm sure it was all my fault since I am so prone to fits of rage and raw emotion. That I offer my opinion, no matter how dissenting, no matter how annoying, no matter who might not like what I have to say. I say what I see and sometimes, most of the time these days, it's ugly. My rage wells up in me like a boil, about to burst forth, straining at the skin. And when I can't restrain myself any longer I explode and spew venomous bile and it's a scary sight to behold. And even then I am holding back just a bit, for if I were to let it all go, would I be able to return from the abyss that carries my anger?
His insistance that he loves me feels abusive. My emotional and physical whithdrawal feels abusive. All that I didn't want to teach my daughter is happening. How did I manage to get myself into the very situation I hoped so desperately to avoid? My daughter is going to grow up not knowing that 2 adults can love, like, lust after one another. She will think that they are adversaries instead of teammates, that there is always an underlying tension when they are in the same room, the same house, the same state. That there is no hope. Sad, very sad.
And the little, caught lies are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. So that makes me sadder still. That even when I felt the trust, faith, love, lust and joy these feelings were all a result of the propogation of lies that I chose to ignore. And maybe it wasn't all lies, but maybe it was a little bit of truth sprinkeld with half-truths, or semblances of reality, or omissions of detail, whatever the current catchphrase for it is today.
I'm sure it was all my fault since I am so prone to fits of rage and raw emotion. That I offer my opinion, no matter how dissenting, no matter how annoying, no matter who might not like what I have to say. I say what I see and sometimes, most of the time these days, it's ugly. My rage wells up in me like a boil, about to burst forth, straining at the skin. And when I can't restrain myself any longer I explode and spew venomous bile and it's a scary sight to behold. And even then I am holding back just a bit, for if I were to let it all go, would I be able to return from the abyss that carries my anger?
His insistance that he loves me feels abusive. My emotional and physical whithdrawal feels abusive. All that I didn't want to teach my daughter is happening. How did I manage to get myself into the very situation I hoped so desperately to avoid? My daughter is going to grow up not knowing that 2 adults can love, like, lust after one another. She will think that they are adversaries instead of teammates, that there is always an underlying tension when they are in the same room, the same house, the same state. That there is no hope. Sad, very sad.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Down with Makeup
I've been reading a lot of feminist blogs and one this morning caught my eye from a blogger who is forgoing makeup. I have spurned makeup, treatments, beauty regimens and the general idea that I am a walking mannequin for the fashion/beauty industries for at least a decade, possibly longer. I wear what feels comfortable, brush my hair and teeth at least once a day and don't use makeup at all. Part of it is that I am really quite lazy when it comes to my own personal care. I love to be clean, shower daily, sometimes twice a day, but rarely shave my legs or armpits. I mean, why should I have to, men don't?? And the makeup, or lack thereof- why do I care? I don't have to look at myself and I don't spend much time before the mirror. If my looks cause pain, then look away. Plus as a fairly frugal person the stuff is frigging expensive!!
Last year a friend of mine started selling Mary Kay and asked if she could have a party at my home. I had participated in these in my early 20s, always bought shit I didn't really like or need, because they were my friends, but I'm 44 now and have had enough. I said it was fine, I'd be happy to host, but I wasn't going to buy anything, so don't ask. She said, "Oh no they have lovely stuff for your skin and hair." To which I replied, Please don't be offended by what I'm about to say, but I don't believe in makeup or beauty treatments. I think they are silly and unnecessary. I find their existence and perpetuation to be repugnant and offensive to my feminism. If you want to spend ridiculous sums of money on stuff you don't need, feel free, but do not ask me again to purchase said stuff. I won't. And the discussion was dropped.
My sister, who always looks beautiful, classy and well-put together (I've always said she could wear a potato sack & look glamorous) does buy this shit. And whether it's the hugely expensive snake oils or just natural & a really lucky genetic disposition, I'll never know, but she looks great, all the time. She has also had some treatments, botox, laser something or other, and convinced me to go for a consult. The woman at the spa counseled me that I'd have to stick to a really strict daily regimen of cleansing, moisturizing, sunscreening, avoiding the sun, etc. I said, No, that is not how I operate. I wash my face with water in the shower and never put on sunscreen. I refuse to spend an hour in the bathroom to cleanse, tone, demist, mist, etc. Can we work on some of the wrinkles without all of that insanity? What are my other options? She said perhaps I should see a surgeon. HA!!
Last year a friend of mine started selling Mary Kay and asked if she could have a party at my home. I had participated in these in my early 20s, always bought shit I didn't really like or need, because they were my friends, but I'm 44 now and have had enough. I said it was fine, I'd be happy to host, but I wasn't going to buy anything, so don't ask. She said, "Oh no they have lovely stuff for your skin and hair." To which I replied, Please don't be offended by what I'm about to say, but I don't believe in makeup or beauty treatments. I think they are silly and unnecessary. I find their existence and perpetuation to be repugnant and offensive to my feminism. If you want to spend ridiculous sums of money on stuff you don't need, feel free, but do not ask me again to purchase said stuff. I won't. And the discussion was dropped.
My sister, who always looks beautiful, classy and well-put together (I've always said she could wear a potato sack & look glamorous) does buy this shit. And whether it's the hugely expensive snake oils or just natural & a really lucky genetic disposition, I'll never know, but she looks great, all the time. She has also had some treatments, botox, laser something or other, and convinced me to go for a consult. The woman at the spa counseled me that I'd have to stick to a really strict daily regimen of cleansing, moisturizing, sunscreening, avoiding the sun, etc. I said, No, that is not how I operate. I wash my face with water in the shower and never put on sunscreen. I refuse to spend an hour in the bathroom to cleanse, tone, demist, mist, etc. Can we work on some of the wrinkles without all of that insanity? What are my other options? She said perhaps I should see a surgeon. HA!!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Oz
As always when I was in this shower this morning I had a ton of ideas of what I wanted to write about, then I get on the road, am annoyed at the assholes who insist on tailgating, jumping lines and generally being inconsiderate narcissists, and everything had flown right out of my head.
Lat night I was in the middle of a dream about climbing a mountain when the alarm went off. It was midnight. My partner needed to get up this morning and, since he's a guy and changing the alarm time doesn't require a penis he somehow gets it wrong EVERY time; this time was no exception. So I was taken out of this dream, where I am sure my brain was going to try and repair itself.
The dream comes about, I think, because I've recently discovered Facebook. And I've made contact with people I've not seen or talked to in almost 30 years. When I was about 11 years old (33 years ago) I was hanging out with a much older crowd of teenagers. There was one girl in this group, the younger sister of my boyfriend, who I think was 10. Physically I was a developed teenager & I looked about 14 or 15, but the younger girl was tiny & undeveloped, like a typical 10 year old. It was upstate NY so there were lots of place to hide - in the woods, up a mountain, along a river or lake. This group of about 8 kids ascends a mountain to get drunk & stoned and make out. The little sister of my boyfriend gets alcohol poisoning and ends up in the hospital. The sheriff pays a visit to my house to get me to tell who bought the alcohol & who supplied the pot. Yesterday I made contact via Facebook with the guy who supplied it all to us.
I can't remember if I ever told the sheriffwho it was and I'm unsure if the incident where my mother beat me with a billy club was related or a separate incident. I think, as a result of my noncooperation, my mother raided my room and found my pot stash. She wanted to know where I got it, I refused to tell and then the billy club came out. As she was beating me and screaming at me I simply went away. It was like my brain and body parted ways for a little while so I could endure the beating. My father walked in and when my brain saw the look on his face everything came back into focus and I got the hell out and locked myself in the bathroom. My mother threw both me and my father out of the house that summer.
After I got back to sleep last night I dreamed about tornadoes in California and there was one bearing down upon us but since we don't have basements, there was no place to hide. It was terrifying and I woke back up at 3:30 with my heart racing.
Connecting all of this, when I lived in MN we had tornado warnings all the time, it seemed. I was the only one who took them seriously and when the sirens sounded I grabbed a wineglass, a corkscrew and my cat and would head to the basement for a little comforting vino and shelter. Everyone else was on the back deck looking for the funnel cloud. Since I now haven't had wine for 3 days, I wonder if my brain is asking for the tornado so I can have the wine. Or perhaps it was triggered by the power outage (I really wanted a glass of wine last night during the power outage, but didn't cave to the temptation). Or maybe my life is like that tornado, bearing down upon me with no place to hide and the wine has been my comfort, the thing that helps me forget, just for a little while, all that was.
Lat night I was in the middle of a dream about climbing a mountain when the alarm went off. It was midnight. My partner needed to get up this morning and, since he's a guy and changing the alarm time doesn't require a penis he somehow gets it wrong EVERY time; this time was no exception. So I was taken out of this dream, where I am sure my brain was going to try and repair itself.
The dream comes about, I think, because I've recently discovered Facebook. And I've made contact with people I've not seen or talked to in almost 30 years. When I was about 11 years old (33 years ago) I was hanging out with a much older crowd of teenagers. There was one girl in this group, the younger sister of my boyfriend, who I think was 10. Physically I was a developed teenager & I looked about 14 or 15, but the younger girl was tiny & undeveloped, like a typical 10 year old. It was upstate NY so there were lots of place to hide - in the woods, up a mountain, along a river or lake. This group of about 8 kids ascends a mountain to get drunk & stoned and make out. The little sister of my boyfriend gets alcohol poisoning and ends up in the hospital. The sheriff pays a visit to my house to get me to tell who bought the alcohol & who supplied the pot. Yesterday I made contact via Facebook with the guy who supplied it all to us.
I can't remember if I ever told the sheriffwho it was and I'm unsure if the incident where my mother beat me with a billy club was related or a separate incident. I think, as a result of my noncooperation, my mother raided my room and found my pot stash. She wanted to know where I got it, I refused to tell and then the billy club came out. As she was beating me and screaming at me I simply went away. It was like my brain and body parted ways for a little while so I could endure the beating. My father walked in and when my brain saw the look on his face everything came back into focus and I got the hell out and locked myself in the bathroom. My mother threw both me and my father out of the house that summer.
After I got back to sleep last night I dreamed about tornadoes in California and there was one bearing down upon us but since we don't have basements, there was no place to hide. It was terrifying and I woke back up at 3:30 with my heart racing.
Connecting all of this, when I lived in MN we had tornado warnings all the time, it seemed. I was the only one who took them seriously and when the sirens sounded I grabbed a wineglass, a corkscrew and my cat and would head to the basement for a little comforting vino and shelter. Everyone else was on the back deck looking for the funnel cloud. Since I now haven't had wine for 3 days, I wonder if my brain is asking for the tornado so I can have the wine. Or perhaps it was triggered by the power outage (I really wanted a glass of wine last night during the power outage, but didn't cave to the temptation). Or maybe my life is like that tornado, bearing down upon me with no place to hide and the wine has been my comfort, the thing that helps me forget, just for a little while, all that was.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Bar tabs
I've decided to give up my wine for the month of March. Sort of a lenten sacrifice, although, being an athiest, it sounds like a poor excuse. Lately it's been every day of 1/2 to 1 bottle of wine. And I really don't need the extra empty calories. I am haunted, too, by the memory of my father who used to pass out sitting at the kitchen table nearly every night after consuming what I think was scotch. Later in life it was wine. But there was always something. He gave it up, cold turkey, in the late 1980s. He also quit smoking and lost 100 lbs that year. It was quite an accomplishment. In 2002, relatively early into his Parkinson's/Lewy Body Disease, while he still had the capacity for speech, albeit with some truly mixed up word choices, he said to me, "Michele, you & I have the same," and he struggled to find the words but came up with , "bar tab." It's true. We do. We both consumed to excess, almost everything in life. We don't have a "stop" signal and so go on way past the time when others would cry "whoa."
I have an acute sense of smell and can recall the smoky smell of my parents' breath. It was the 70s and everyone smoked and drank all the time it seemed. One of my first boyfriends smoked. He was 16 or 17 and I was maybe 10 or 11. I loved the taste of cigarettes as we kissed. I craved the warm smell of smoke in his clothing as we feversihly made out and dry humped like dogs in heat. My next boyfriend didn't smoke, but by then I did. His clothes had the fresh scent of laundry soap and I longed to bury my face in his body to extract that clean smell. I worry now, that each night, as I tuck my daughter into bed that she smells the wine on my breath as I kiss her soft cheek, and that she will seek that smell in a lover. It's a dangerous smell to be sure, particularly when you have this family's bar tab.
I have an acute sense of smell and can recall the smoky smell of my parents' breath. It was the 70s and everyone smoked and drank all the time it seemed. One of my first boyfriends smoked. He was 16 or 17 and I was maybe 10 or 11. I loved the taste of cigarettes as we kissed. I craved the warm smell of smoke in his clothing as we feversihly made out and dry humped like dogs in heat. My next boyfriend didn't smoke, but by then I did. His clothes had the fresh scent of laundry soap and I longed to bury my face in his body to extract that clean smell. I worry now, that each night, as I tuck my daughter into bed that she smells the wine on my breath as I kiss her soft cheek, and that she will seek that smell in a lover. It's a dangerous smell to be sure, particularly when you have this family's bar tab.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
karmic retribution
Interesting world of Facebook has recently come to my attention. My partner of almost 6 years (in just a few weeks) also joined this week. I know only because I snoop. Interestingly he has not invited me. He's pals with his mother, his nieces and a friend who moved away. He lists himself with no relationship. Also from snooping I know that he spent last Friday with his mother, took her out to dinner, rushed back home to furtively by v-day stuff for me & his daughter. In retrospect, when I queried him last night about what he was doing and his answer was "Ummmmm" I should have just walked over and poked my nose right in, but I was on a mission to get laundry, food, something done. I'm sick to my stomach, weepy and want to get mad, but am not finding anger, of all things, readily accessible. He's out of town, conveniently. I'm sick, it's been raining and my birthday is tomorrow. Conveniently he's out of town (I already said that, didn't I?). I have so much to be happy about. I'm employed, live in an amazing home so close to my sister I can walk (but fat ass that I am, never actually do). I have a beautiful, funny daughter and good friends. OK, tomorrow's a new day. No energy to analyze, just wanted it all recorded for posterity or something. meh, ugh & blah.
Monday, January 12, 2009
MIL will be the end of this relationship
Trust issues. They keep coming up and I don't know what to do with them. They sit in my gut like a stone, wake me from terrible dreams and set me back emotionally decades. This weekend my partner picked up an appliance from our old house (in prep for sale). His mother was supposed to be in town for a sailing regatta and was going to leave a truck for him to convey said appliance from old house to new house. My gut said NOOOO, don't use the truck, rent a truck, borrow a truck from a friend, carry the frigging thing on your back, anything but rely on the most unreliable, screwed up, narcissist (his mother) that I've ever met. I got lazy and said nothing. On his way out the door he took a chandelier. When I inquired about it he said it was to stage the house. Yes, I said, but your mother, who insisted that we sell the house so she could get her money out of it, turning our lives upside down for 18 months, is supposed to be FULLY in charge of prep & staging of the house (which was supposed to be done by end of December and it's now mid-January, but that's another blog), so WTF, why are WE supplying stuff for her to stage? Reply back was snarky, "If you don't want to stage it, then I suppose you're willing to forgo the proceeds?" At this point, if it makes your mother go away permanently then, sure I'd forgo the proceeds. But right now, I'm tempted to ask you to go too, asshole.
Flash forward. I arrive home to find that he's back, appliance is installed and he's got some god-awful smelling substance permeating the house. WTF (again) and he says, "Sorry I put down this resin to prep for tiling and it's just really awful." How'd you make it back so quickly, I innocently inquire, already knowing in my heart the answer. "My mother followed me back." So you've been a dick to me and shown your mother where we live (which I really have made clear I did not want to have happen, she has been HORRIBLE and I want nothing to do with her, including her knowing where I live. I've even blocked her from calling my house as she thinks that 6:30 am - 11pm is an acceptable window for calling BS with her son). "She didn't come in the house, she just sat outside." The woman wears 400 oz of the most nauseating "perfume," probably to cover the stench of her evil, and coincidentally my partner has dropped some resin that would cover the smell of death. But she never came into the house. Right. I call bullshit and I am pissed.
He agreed that it was best that she not be invited to our new home. He agreed that she wouldn't. He said he respected my feelings, didn't agree with them, but would comply with my request. So now, what am I to do? he's clearly decided that my feelings and requests are not worth his regarding. Do I just go out and fuck strangers and say, Gee sorry honey, I guess I "forgot" that I wasn't supposed to? Do I leave? Do I toss his ass out? He really isn't leaving me with much choice. When your supposed-partner completely disregards your feelings, where do you go from there?
Flash forward. I arrive home to find that he's back, appliance is installed and he's got some god-awful smelling substance permeating the house. WTF (again) and he says, "Sorry I put down this resin to prep for tiling and it's just really awful." How'd you make it back so quickly, I innocently inquire, already knowing in my heart the answer. "My mother followed me back." So you've been a dick to me and shown your mother where we live (which I really have made clear I did not want to have happen, she has been HORRIBLE and I want nothing to do with her, including her knowing where I live. I've even blocked her from calling my house as she thinks that 6:30 am - 11pm is an acceptable window for calling BS with her son). "She didn't come in the house, she just sat outside." The woman wears 400 oz of the most nauseating "perfume," probably to cover the stench of her evil, and coincidentally my partner has dropped some resin that would cover the smell of death. But she never came into the house. Right. I call bullshit and I am pissed.
He agreed that it was best that she not be invited to our new home. He agreed that she wouldn't. He said he respected my feelings, didn't agree with them, but would comply with my request. So now, what am I to do? he's clearly decided that my feelings and requests are not worth his regarding. Do I just go out and fuck strangers and say, Gee sorry honey, I guess I "forgot" that I wasn't supposed to? Do I leave? Do I toss his ass out? He really isn't leaving me with much choice. When your supposed-partner completely disregards your feelings, where do you go from there?
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