Tuesday vent

Here's how my morning went. Arise slightly late- damn! Must get to the office so that I can return colleague's key. Rush to get ready, rush to office. Get in. Wait. Return key. Kill a bit more time and start to leave for endodontist to finish the 2-tooth root canal that was started 3 weeks ago after dentist managed to make tooth prep for a bridge into a $5000 endeavor. Run to bathroom. Tampon has leaked. Damn, only 1 pad & it's now bloody. Oh well. Get in car. Drive to endontist. Hit bathroom. Pad is soaked at front end, but back is clear. Make executive decision to turn around, knowing it will be squishy on my ass but better that than soak through & bleed all over his goddamned chair. Change tampon. Wait in lobby. Get seated in chair. Leave to change tampon again as it's blown out. Two shots of novacaine & I've blown through another tampon. Change tampon again. Wipe toilet seat as ass is now bloody. Get one tooth drilled, cleared, whatever it is the endo dude does. Change tampon again. Leave. I fucking hate dentists and my period.