And now something a bit lighter

We had friends over for dinner and I was pouring prosecco for me and sparkling cider for my daughter. I hand her the cup and she takes a sip and says, "Momma this tastes like alcohol." Nooo, I insist, it's just fizzy like champagne, I poured you sparkling cider. Would I give you prosecco? No, I would not! "But momma," she insisted, "it really does taste like alcohol." I look at the cider bottle and it's completely full. I look at the prosecco bottle and it's definitely not short only 1 glass. So I taste from my daughter's cup and sure enough it's prosecco, not cider. Slipping from mediocre momma to something a bit lower...